DAMMIT YOU STUPID BIRDS DROP YOUR STUPID COCKATRICE SUMMON SO I CAN GO KILL STUPID ZEROMUS.

Bomb summon get ( Read more... )

FIVE PINK TAILS, YO.

(I have no idea how many Flan Princesses this took, because the Bestiary counter stops at 999. But hey - Cardboard Ninja doesn't die so much now.)

( Spoilers are wondering what happened to Alvin and Simon. )

So far, I've gotten three Pink Tails! And I only had to kill 642 Flan Princesses to do it ( Read more... )

You have no idea how many Flan Princesses I had to kill to get one Pink Tail ( Read more... )

( Spoilers have been busy. )

Well. That ended badly.

( Spoilers are depressed. )

"We dwarves have a saying: "Be bold. But if things look grim, run away and be bold another day instead." Words to live by.

It turns out that beating Golbez is a lot easier if you cast Slow on him first.

( Spoilers are feeling kinda stupid right now. )

( Spoilers really aren't very good at this hero-ing thing, are they? )

I seriously don't know why anyone in this game gives Cecil the time of day.

( Spoilers have the potential to become even -- oops, wrong game. )